Top 10 amazing Bush Videos
IDiOT Vidz..
Now i understand why you need a lisence to have a gun, some are just not old enough to have a guns, even if it is a 9mm.
Guns And Idiots - These bloopers are hilarious
Posted by sahil, Thursday, March 1, 2007 1:49 AM
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Guns And Idiots - These bloopers are hilarious
Best way to exercise!
I think this is one of the best way to exercise on a tread. Enjoy.
Posted by sahil, Saturday, February 10, 2007 2:27 AM
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BLABLABLA!!
ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!
This is an alert to all the people who have experienced something foolish or some idoticity around. Post your experience HERE. Yes You heard me post it here . Just mail me at "foreversahil@hotmail.com" with your subject at Idoit. It could be anything - a blog, an article, a photograph, or an uploaded video. SO go on to yor email address and E-mail me.
Why are you still reading! Go on and mail me, QUICK!!!
Posted by sahil, Friday, January 26, 2007 3:45 AM
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This is an alert to all the people who have experienced something foolish or some idoticity around. Post your experience HERE. Yes You heard me post it here . Just mail me at "foreversahil@hotmail.com" with your subject at Idoit. It could be anything - a blog, an article, a photograph, or an uploaded video. SO go on to yor email address and E-mail me.
Why are you still reading! Go on and mail me, QUICK!!!
IDiOT Advise..
Don't get too geeky you might turn yourself into an idiot like him.
IDiOT Pic..
Just see what our IDiOT camera have captured...
LOVE BITE!!
LAST 5 SECONDS BEFORE TIME'S UP
ROLL ROYCE!
DO THE CANINE TANGO!! OH YEAH!
PIGS IN HARMON!!
HOT DOGG!! YUM YUM
Posted by sahil, 3:02 AM
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LOVE BITE!!
LAST 5 SECONDS BEFORE TIME'S UP
ROLL ROYCE!
DO THE CANINE TANGO!! OH YEAH!
PIGS IN HARMON!!
HOT DOGG!! YUM YUM
IDiOT Buff
A letter to Bill Gates from an Idiot.
Dear Mr Bill Gates,
This letter is from Mr. IDiOT from IDiOT world . We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password ******. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.
2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button.
3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.
4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run ' has ran up to Fool's World! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.
5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??
7. Every night I am not sleeping as i have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT, So i suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.
8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning 'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect your money.
9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when u will provide that?
10. Hey what is this, I brought computer, cpu, mouse and keypad, but there is only one icon with 'MY Computer', what happened to the remaining?
11. There is not even single photo of mine in the 'MY Pictures'.. when u will keep my photo in that.
12. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME'
Thanking you,
Yours
Mr. IDiOT
Posted by sahil, 2:54 AM
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Dear Mr Bill Gates,
This letter is from Mr. IDiOT from IDiOT world . We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password ******. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.
2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button.
3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.
4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run ' has ran up to Fool's World! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.
5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??
7. Every night I am not sleeping as i have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT, So i suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.
8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning 'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect your money.
9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when u will provide that?
10. Hey what is this, I brought computer, cpu, mouse and keypad, but there is only one icon with 'MY Computer', what happened to the remaining?
11. There is not even single photo of mine in the 'MY Pictures'.. when u will keep my photo in that.
12. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME'
Thanking you,
Yours
Mr. IDiOT
IDiOT Buff
Wat would you say to a doctor??
[1] Provisional
Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade."
"Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet ?"
"Yea, I shaved with the electric razor."
[2] Unstable
"Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!"
"Do you drink a lot?"
"Not really - I spill most of it!"
[3] Better after Surgery
"Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?"
"Yes, of course..."
"Great! I never could before!"
[4] Dumbfounded *********************************
Man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
[5] Time Up
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results.
They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! Thats terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
[6] Sooner than expected
A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.
He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out if he's ill.
After the checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination.
"I'm afraid I have some bad news. You're dying and you don't have much time," the doctor says.
"Oh no, that's terrible. How long have I got?" the man asks.
"10..." says the doctor.
"10? 10 what? Months? Weeks? What?!" he asks desperately.
"10...9...8...7..."
[7] Poor Diet
A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
"What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.
The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."
[8] Mistaken Cause
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.
"Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.
"You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman.
"What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific."
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch!
That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe,
"Wow, even THAT hurts", she cried.
The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis, "You have a broken finger.
Posted by sahil, 2:52 AM
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[1] Provisional
Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade."
"Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet ?"
"Yea, I shaved with the electric razor."
[2] Unstable
"Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!"
"Do you drink a lot?"
"Not really - I spill most of it!"
[3] Better after Surgery
"Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?"
"Yes, of course..."
"Great! I never could before!"
[4] Dumbfounded *********************************
Man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
[5] Time Up
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results.
They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! Thats terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
[6] Sooner than expected
A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.
He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out if he's ill.
After the checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination.
"I'm afraid I have some bad news. You're dying and you don't have much time," the doctor says.
"Oh no, that's terrible. How long have I got?" the man asks.
"10..." says the doctor.
"10? 10 what? Months? Weeks? What?!" he asks desperately.
"10...9...8...7..."
[7] Poor Diet
A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
"What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.
The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."
[8] Mistaken Cause
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.
"Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.
"You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman.
"What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific."
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch!
That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe,
"Wow, even THAT hurts", she cried.
The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis, "You have a broken finger.
IDiOT Pic..
I dont know wat he was trying to do?
Saving his slippers from theifs
HA HA HA enjoy...
Posted by sahil, 2:47 AM
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Saving his slippers from theifs
HA HA HA enjoy...
IDiOT-Laugh
*Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without
Brain.
Please tell them your age!
*First Fool: I jumped from 20th floor from my building when I was a kid.
Second Fool: Did you survive.
First Fool: Don't remember, it was way back
*In aptitude test...River Thames is in which state?
Student: liquid state.
*INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught Fire?
Man: Simple, stop imagining.
*Two friends were walking together.
1st friend : Holy shit! both of my wife and girlfriend are coming this way.
2nd friend : I was going to say the same thing.
*Man: in my dreams rats play football every night.
DR: take this tablet you will be ok.
Man: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
Posted by sahil, 2:37 AM
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Brain.
Please tell them your age!
*First Fool: I jumped from 20th floor from my building when I was a kid.
Second Fool: Did you survive.
First Fool: Don't remember, it was way back
*In aptitude test...River Thames is in which state?
Student: liquid state.
*INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught Fire?
Man: Simple, stop imagining.
*Two friends were walking together.
1st friend : Holy shit! both of my wife and girlfriend are coming this way.
2nd friend : I was going to say the same thing.
*Man: in my dreams rats play football every night.
DR: take this tablet you will be ok.
Man: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
IDiOT Pic..
IDiOT Pic..
IDiOT Buff
Well these are some Laws of life which newton forgot-
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have
left will start to move faster than the one you are in
now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you
never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become
coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll
to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late
for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning
you will have a flat tire.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the
telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone
you know increases when you are with someone you dont
want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone
that a machine wont work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is
inversely proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest
from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of
hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something
which will last until the coffee is cold.
Posted by sahil, 1:31 AM
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LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have
left will start to move faster than the one you are in
now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you
never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become
coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll
to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late
for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning
you will have a flat tire.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the
telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone
you know increases when you are with someone you dont
want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone
that a machine wont work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is
inversely proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest
from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of
hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something
which will last until the coffee is cold.
IDiOT Buff
If You are an engineer then this would probably be your love letter to your girlfriend
My perpetual darling,
From the day u entered in the control volume of my mind my heart has become a closed system and its entropy is increasing
according to III'rd law of loveodynamics. ......
The events and activities are so complex that i cannot find the optimum
path after n nos. of iterations.. ....
My heart is unable to sustain the cyclic load of ur frequent smiles and
is near to endurance limit failure.....
I am quenched in ur thoughts and no heat treatment can save my heart
from decrystalisation now........
please do not test the bearing capacity of my heart valves and lower
your yield strength.... .....
please do not increase the compression ratio of my heart so much bcoz
it is not designed to bear so much thermal stress.....
please lower the octane no of ur temper as my little heart is not
accustomed to so much undesired Knocking.... ...
I am sure that u also would be experiencing some residual stress, and
will someday show a proportionate straining of ur heart according to
hooks law .........and as a Mechi i firmly belive in this theory.....so i
will wait ....... till my little heart crosess its ultimate tensile stress
and fractures.
By - Your LoveStrain-Hardened love
Posted by sahil, 1:27 AM
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My perpetual darling,
From the day u entered in the control volume of my mind my heart has become a closed system and its entropy is increasing
according to III'rd law of loveodynamics. ......
The events and activities are so complex that i cannot find the optimum
path after n nos. of iterations.. ....
My heart is unable to sustain the cyclic load of ur frequent smiles and
is near to endurance limit failure.....
I am quenched in ur thoughts and no heat treatment can save my heart
from decrystalisation now........
please do not test the bearing capacity of my heart valves and lower
your yield strength.... .....
please do not increase the compression ratio of my heart so much bcoz
it is not designed to bear so much thermal stress.....
please lower the octane no of ur temper as my little heart is not
accustomed to so much undesired Knocking.... ...
I am sure that u also would be experiencing some residual stress, and
will someday show a proportionate straining of ur heart according to
hooks law .........and as a Mechi i firmly belive in this theory.....so i
will wait ....... till my little heart crosess its ultimate tensile stress
and fractures.
By - Your LoveStrain-Hardened love
EYE BOGGLER
This shows the wacky mind of human beings.
Look and enjoy....
Posted by sahil, 1:12 AM
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Look and enjoy....
